After one
particular tedious day where I never even left my office I went home in a
grumpy mood.
My mood immediately lifted when
Jasper greeted me with a big smile and said, “Let’s get married. We can have a little private ceremony right
here and then we can go to the courthouse and get the papers signed in the
morning.”
“Sounds good to me. I don’t think
there’s really a need to wait any longer,” I said.
Jasper got the rings and we used the
extra room (that used to be his) as a makeshift chapel. We exchanged rings and sealed the deal with a
soft, lingering kiss. I still don’t regret that we got married like we did. It
was short, sweet and the perfect expression of our love we still have for each
other.
The next morning, even before the ink was dry on our wedding
certificate I found Rasputin a kennel and booked us a trip to Bridgeport so we could have some sort of
honeymoon, even if it was for only a couple days.
***
The moment we stepped off our plane in the Bridgeport
airport we were hit with a wave a heat simply not found in Moonlight Falls. The
wave practically knocked me off my feet.
“Fall should not be this hot.”
I grumbled.
Jasper smirked and desire filled his
eyes. “I can think of something we can do while we wait for it to cool down.”
I pulled him into the elevator and
to our sky rise style hotel room. Even before the door completely closed behind
us we were pulling each other’s clothes off. By the time we actually reached
the bed we were already half undressed and in the middle of making out.
“I love you, Ramona” Jasper said.
“I love you to.” I answered.
I’d rather
not go into detail about what happened next, most people can guess what
happened on their own.
A little
while later it cooled down enough that we decided to tour the Plumbob Pictures
Backlot. While the history of Plumbob pictures
was interesting and everything our tour guide spoke in a monotonous voice and
rushed through most of the film studio. We eventually just slipped away from
the group to do a little exploring on our own. Jasper was much better tour
guide. Not only was he ten times more handsome than our guide, but his interpretation
of him was hilarious, especially when he did that after shifting to a smaller
size. While tiny, his voice was super high pitched, like he’s drank a whole
canister of helium. I still laugh whenever I think of that impression. He’ll still do it occasionally, but I’m no
longer his main audience.
By the time we were done with the
backlot the sun had set and all the clubs, sports bars and lounges Bridgeport
is known for were open ( not to mention
it was a little cooler). We decided to
keep it simple the first night and went to a little place called Bridgeport
Sportszone. The term greasy spoon fit
Sportszone to a T. The place
was tiny and not exactly pretty and there wasn’t even any live music. Despite
the ramshackle appearance, it actually did have a VIP room and Jasper used his
magic to distract the bouncer in front of it so I could slip in and he could follow a little while later.
After I
finished the pizza I went back to the bar and ordered a drink. While it tasted fine, it wasn’t nearly as
good as the pizza. Jasper and I concluded the Sportszone made a better lunch
place where you grab a beer simply to wash down the incredible bar food the cooks offered.
***
The next day we woke up a little
late and then spent the rest of the daylight hours in our hotel rooms. Partially
because it was hot and partially because we kept finding things to do, after
the sun set me headed to a nicer bar called Eugi’s where formal dress was
required. Inside it was a lot cleaner than Bridgeport Sportszone and the
barkeep played music between drinks and higher end bar food. He played really well too, Jasper and I couldn’t
help but dance until our feet grew sore.
After I was pretty sure my stomach
was going to burst I turned to Jasper and asked, “Do you want to play a few
rounds of darts?”
He shook his head. “Nah, I’ve never
really gotten the hang of that game, but I’ll watch you. Maybe I'll even provide a little extra
luck if you find someone to challenge.
I’m not sure whether Jasper used his
magic or not, but I did find someone to challenge and I did beat them.
***
The next day was our last in
Bridgeport. Once again we slept late and had a flight back home at 7:00 pm that
night, so we came to the conclusion that we could only visit one last place
before the trip was over. After being
kicked out of a lounge the previous night we decided to avoid the clubs and
such and went to The True Modern Art Gallery.
Not surprisingly there was still a bar inside the museum. The barkeep
was a rather closed off woman who served so-so drinks. She also made really
awful cheese plates, but the true star of the gallery was the art and there
were a few gorgeous pieces. My
personal favorite was a blue vase displayed with some other, to put it politely,
interesting sculptures that included a lawn flamingo.
After
we viewed the entire gallery we returned to our hotel room and reluctantly
started packing. Once everything was packed we finished the trip by watching
the stars until we had to leave for the airport.
A few weeks later I started puking my guts out, especially in the morning. At the time I was confused and little terrified, I never got sick! All these years later I can look back at that "mysterious illness" and smile.